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Today is one of those delicious and funny moments when the wheels really do come off the wagon and it is impossible not to bend yourself in two laughing. What is really funny is that it was all pretty predictable and what brain dead lump of pond life thought that using an Anti-Terror Police squad for the purpose, needs to retire immediately.

The day started with the MET appointing a Senior outside officer to investigate the ‘investigation’ the procedures and chain of events involved in it. As someone pointed out, this is a sure sign that the Police want to walk away from this one, asap.

But It Did Get Better…

The next thing that came to light was Harriet Harmon calling a meeting with the Speaker, Sergeant at Arms and various other people including the Head of the Civil Service who skilfully avoided attending. Ostensibly this was to discuss the order of events tomorrow for the Queen’s State Opening of Parliament and the “Speaker’s Statement to the House” which the dimwit has to make. Deliberately excluded were representatives from the other political parties.

When you are hot, you’re hot, when you’re not, you’re not ! I almost wet my pants laughing when I saw that the meeting was leaked by a misdirected email from Harmon’s office sent to a Tory MP, you really just couldn’t make this stuff up and if you put it into the script of a film, the audience wouldn’t find it credible but it is TRUE !

Death Throes

It is symptomatic of the sheer incompetence of anything to do with the Government and they still think that ID Cards are a good idea when they can’t even do emails ! I don’t think any member of this Cabinet should be allowed out alone. Each should wear a lost luggage label …”If found please return to Battersea Dogs Home – put down in 7 days if not collected”.

I must admit I have a slightly different take on this whole pantomime but it is fun to watch and I just can’t wait to see the next episode of Odour, odour staring Mr Squeaker !

The real problem started with “Thoroughly Modern Milly” aka Tony Blair who neither liked the Labour Party nor The House of Commons but then, whilst an adept politician, he had the attention span and intellect of a gnat. Gordon Brown too much lauded as a ‘great intellect’ and magnificent Chancellor of the Exchequer has turned out to be both intellectually challenged and totally incompetent in any public Office.

A Catalogue of Past Errors

The whole New Labour movement has turned out to be no more than a bowel movement – a bunch of shits and their death throes increasingly like a Brian Rix “Whitehall Farce”. Brown has acquired the Crap Touch, everything he touches turns to crap. Arresting Green was a jolly wheeze likely thought up by Mandy and Campbell that has completely backfired on them but that is what happens when you’re heading for the exit at light speed.

But what is really happening is that everything they did in the past is catching up with them, Iraq ‘did’ for Blair, Martin has ‘done’ for any respect for Parliament as he either fell asleep or was so blatantly biased as Speaker , the Labour Party for not having a Leadership Contest which will seem them banished to the political wilderness and possibly even trailing the LibDems in seats – who knows ? With their luck anything could happen except them getting re-elected.